If ever a sex toy looked like it was going to deliver a good workout, it’s the Caesar Machine. This is the Bowflex for autoerotic exercise, with an adjustable arm, speed control and very sexpert sounding “vertical shaft quick connection.” Of course, it folds up easily to stash under your bed, where it will rock your rowing machine’s world. $1,200, Stag Shop, 239 Yonge, 416-368-3507, stagshop.com.
